Chapel of San Simon

Here I'm going to recount any personal stories I can think of involving our beloved Hermano. If any of you wish to contribute, just email me (thetoadsboon@aol.com) with the subject line "Chapel of San Simon -Stories)

SAN SIMON AND COURT EVIDENCE----

Once, a family member of mine was in some legal trouble. I petitioned San Simon about the case, singing my prayers into a cigar before offering it to him. I chanted His names and titles, as I offered the cigar and explaining the situation. I had a dream that night, and saw inside San Simon's stomach some of the evidence against the individual. San Simon had consumed the evidence, and that very evidence was thrown out in court. This was my first working with San Simon.

SAN SIMON AND THE JOB AMULETO---

A friend of mine was in dire need of a job. He had no papers (His work visa had long sense expired) and he had a family to feed. So I made up an amuleto for him, and placed it in the hands of my San Simon, and smoked with Him as I explained the situation. The amuleto laid in San Simon's hands until my friend came to get it. He had a job the next day.